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MO’s MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE

Ok, so it has gotten to the point, that anyone coming to this site would say, “I thought he said Mo had something to say?” Well as I sit here, I hear my son Michael saying, “anything you post online is there forever, there is no taking it back!” Frankly this gives me a little writer’s block, and I am a true believer, that once you say it, you can never take it back, so choose your words carefully! In the interest of not embarrassing myself for all of eternity, I will stick with something simple, like solving the mysteries of the universe. ( That would be my universe) So without further delay.
The first age old question which comes to my mind is, does the washing machine eat socks?
Answer: yes it does, if you have a front loading washing machine, look inside the rubber seal and you will find, yes that’s right, missing socks.
Next, I frequently wonder, how can I get my children to listen to me?
Answer: Don’t talk to them. Only kidding, banging your head against the wall usually gets their attention.
What do you do when you really want your husband to cook one of his signature dishes for company, but don’t want to look like Cinderella cleaning up when your guests arrive?
Answer: Cover the stove in aluminum foil.
Company is coming, you are going to set the table and realize your tablecloth is wrinkled and you don’t have time to iron it. What do you do?
Solution: Spray it with Febreeze and smooth it out with your hand. The dining room will smell amazing and the wrinkles disappear.
Now, I don’t want to overwhelm you with too much intensity at first, so I will leave it at that. Suffice it to say, that both my husband and I ponder the universe, but they are radically different universes. The gases I deal with come from Tilex, and the black holes I ponder are usually in the kitchen seats, but truly, one genius in the family is more than enough!

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  1. denise says:

    I enjoyed learning about what goes on in your universe. I kind of picture it like a very busy city, with you in the control tower, getting it all done. Keep writing Mo!!

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